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We Honor These Powerful Women of Magic With 16 Love Poems

Nothing is as sexy as a strong woman, right?  Here is a list of short poems to celebrate the strength of terrifying women.

Oh my dear vampire babe, with nails three inches long.
How can I ever forget you, since you ripped off my schlong?
Looking up at your tattered dress that looks barely worn
With those talons I can bet I know how it got torn
There’s blood on your face and I know it’s not yours
Because it’s mine…..well that’s just great……just frikkin’ great
~fin~